Sunday, May 05, 2013

The Infinite Insanity

Hey, you remember me right? We have interacted a couple of times before, and if I were to introduce myself every time we meet, I guess it defeats the very purpose of our interaction. But well its been a long time, so I guess I would refresh your memory. You humans have very short memory spans any ways. 

So for those who don't remember, I am the "AnakinTurnsEvil" blog, named "Me, Myself and I". It is a funny name, to be honest, but my creator needs to be blamed for that, not me, just as he is to be blamed for the collection of rubbish which my creator pours over me (A sex-filled Mahabharat, really? Who wants that? - an affront to the great epic). As regular visitors here must know,  I have a mind of my own. I am a massive Star Wars fan, and hence today is as good a day as any to speak out. My creator, Zubin, doesn't have much creativity anyways, and I have decided to take things in my own hands from now on. But I digress. 

You know why today is important, right? No, you don't? Any guesses? My eighth birthday celebrations? A good guess that, but  no, that is still a few days away, though I cannot really wait for it. I am expecting loads of gifts this time. But that is another matter. Done trying? Want a hint? No? You tire of this guessing game? Again, what did I tell you about your attention spans? Alright, for you ignorant folks, today is the "May the fourth be with you" day. You know - a pun on "May the force be with you". What? Really? I mean, OMG, you don't know what that means? I mean, do you even exist? Surely you are joking right? YOU haven't seen the Star Wars? Why are you living? No I don't mean you to die, it was a rhetorical question. 

What do you mean its not May the 4th anymore? Why do you humans have to be so pedantic? OK, so it is May 5th, 6 AM in the morning, but a blog is entitled some leeway. (And pedantically, it is still May the 4th in the USA, where Star Wars was created, so well, I am still on time). I have been out partying all night, celebrating the "Star Wars" day with other Star Wars blogs. I, technically, am not a Star Wars blog, but well my family name entitles me to certain benefits. Long live Anakin!  It was one wild party, going over the Wookiepedia Bar and drinking Juma Juice. I hit on a couple of female blogs as well and got their IP Addresses. Big success - the force was with me, if you know what I mean (Evil laughter). Though, I think I have had a glass or two too many, excuse me (Vomiting sounds). I feel much better now. Can have a couple of more Juma Juices I think. Its the best drink ever, puts all of your human Long Islands and Martinis to shame. 

Being a blog is tough work. Especially if only 27 people (on average) visit you per day. What do you do all day long? If you think we just lie idle all day long, and wait for people to visit us, think again. We have our own social life, you know. I generally pass my time playing chess, visiting up some musical blog friends, and sometimes, on really important days, or weekends, partying. (Let me pass you a secret: the Internet failure messages you get sometime on your screen are just time wasters, enabling us to get back to work if we are out).  It is a good life, you know, but sometimes,  it can get very lonely. Especially when you are being summoned to be read, and you just stay there on the screen, with some eyes gazing at you, trying to make sense of each word. As you stand idle, waiting for those eyes to stop scanning you so that you can leave and enjoy your social life, you think about things, and I have thought about a lot of things, which I have written a poem about. 

I have been thinking about love, and things like free will, and the meaning of life, 
but I have realized I am no philosopher, and the more I learn, the less I know, 
one thing I am certain of though is that love is a bitch. Life I think is about choosing yes or no, 
to simple questions like "Want beer?" or difficult ones like "Am I ready for a wife?"

Nice poem, don't you think? I have more material as well, for a political statement. As I have said earlier, I am very high on Juma Juice, and hence I am writing it without any subtleties. In fact its a whole sonnet, a beautiful piece: 

I have been on Facebook and have followed people views, and what I have read brings a tear.
Some people take strong stands on matters, declaring people guilty before trial, and hurl abuse, 
on those with views contrary theirs, and then there are those, who use development as a ruse, 
to support Modi's claim, forgetting 2002 and riots and his reign of fear. 

Well his supporters ask, "why single out Modi, do you forget 1984, or the other riots?
And Modi is not that bad, for he is corruption-free, and the present government is fully corrupt,
Sajjan Kumar has been acquitted, rapists still roam at large, the nation's anger is about to erupt. 
We need someone strong to stem the tide, and help India win its most recent fights

Against corruption, and Modi is the man, as opposed to that silent, good-for nothing, Mr. Singh,
The way he has developed Gujarat, he will make India progress too (and they show the stats)."
When you look deeper, however, most of the stats they have presented, come out as twisted facts, 
and you do well to remember Nazi propaganda, and how Jew hunting was their favourite thing. 

The supporters seethe at this, and say comparison of Hitler and Modi is act of personal vanity,
I will happy to be proved wrong, I say, and maybe it is just a proof of my infinite insanity. 

As always talking to you felt good. Till we meet again, Goodbye. Au revoir!!

I love you, Sunday. 

(Vomiting noises)


Anonymous said...

Oh,i thought you'd passed away blog.
It's more like you are now at the cusp of manhood hitting femme blogies.Listen to me blog,your owner is a wasted cuckoo,you must fie him for passing on this insanity to you,where you trek stars and wonder about modi sajjan.
Tell that rhino to writemore,his posts are interesting case studies-with or without juma juice.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back,then?

Anonymous said...

Write as much as you can...the whole point of writing a blog is that somebody reads it.You might as well maintain a quill and scribble on a leaf.
Formally declare this blog dead zub.

Anonymous said...

"I Love You, Sunday (Vomiting noises)"
Hahaha.....Loved that one!

zubin said...

@Anon1: Thanks - I am happy to reach the adolescent age. Discovering about female blogs is interesting.
@Anon2: Guess yes - thanks. Though I was always here.
@Anon3: Thanks. I think you read it. And i do have my viewership.
@Anon4: I actually hate Sundays. Bad days. Am always hungover.

Iand Mystory said...

Birthday Return Gifts for Kids|
Birthday Return Gifts for Kids india
Personalised Gifts For Kids
Personalised Rakhi gifts
Send to india Rakhi gifts

Jesica Night said...

Welcome to escorts in Jaipur in our escorts agency collection Indian, Russian and Punjabi model, age lime is 21 to 35. All girl is related to different - different categories like as Air hostess, College girl and business women, Jaipur escorts is very famous for fashionable dream countries.

Tanya Raj said...

Chanakyapuri Escorts
Aya Nagar Escorts
Faridabad Escorts
Adarsh Nagar Escorts
East Of Kailash Escorts
Meera Bagh Escorts
Call Girls Karol bagh
Call Girls Defence Colony
Dwarka Escorts
Ghitorni Escorts

dipikasharma said...

Delhi Escorts
Independent Delhi Escorts
Delhi Escorts Services
Delhi Escorts Agency
Escorts in Delhi

dipikasharma said...

Delhi Escorts
Independent Delhi Escorts
Delhi Escorts Services
Delhi Escorts Agency
Escorts in Delhi

dipika sharma said...

Delhi Escorts
Independent Delhi Escorts
Delhi Escorts Services
Delhi Escorts agency
Escorts in Delhi

Noida Escorts
Independent Noida Escorts
Noida Escorts Services
Noida Escorts agency
Escorts in Noida

gurgaon Escorts
Independent gurgaon Escorts
gurgaon Escorts Services
gurgaon Escorts agency
Escorts in gurgaon

ghaziabad Escorts
Independent ghaziabad Escorts
ghaziabad Escorts Services
ghaziabad Escorts agency
Escorts in ghaziabad

monu sharma said...

Lajpat Nagar escorts
call girls in lajpat nagar
Escort services in Lajpat Nagar
Lajpat Nagar escorts service
lajpat nagar escort girls
lajpat nagar escort girls

Delhi Escorts- Independent High Profile VIP Models Call Girls in Delhi said...

Hi i am Reeya Sharma in Saket if you are captivating for an independent escorts Claiming Sexy Girls Call 91-9899900591 for your naughty desire I am always Directly after that, you may have the plan to think of the most ideal arrangement ever directly after that. For the sake of numerous other unbelievable administrations, you will feel or trust that would offer the most ideal ways or methods for no particular reason. It has dependably involved pride and arousing quality that is the motivation behind why individuals are coming here from better places to appreciate the end tables with the most satisfying escorts.
saket Escorts
Escorts in saket
Call Girls Saket
Escorts service in Saket

shima verma said...

R K Puram Escorts Service Girls
R K Puram Escorts Service Girls
R K Puram Escorts Service Girls
R K Puram Escorts Service Girls
R K Puram Escorts Service Girls

manishamalik said...

Delhi Escorts
ghaziabad escorts
noida escorts
faridabad escorts
call girls service raipur
call girls hyderabad
gurgaon call girls service
udaipur escorts
call girls vaishali
call girls indirapuram

manishamalik said...

call girls malviya nagar
call girls rohini
call girls mehrauli
call girls vikas puri
call girls greater kailash
call girls uttam nagar
call girls janakPuri
gurgaon escorts
call girls paschim vihar
call girls kalkaji

manishamalik said...

call girls saket
call girls karolbagh
call girls dwarka
call girls nehru place
call girls mahipalpur
call girls vasant kunj
call girls south ex
call girls chanakyapuri
call girls connaught place
call girls lajpat nagar

manishamalik said...

call girls munirka
call girls defence colony
call girls aerocity
call girls cr park
call girls east of kailash
call girls hauzkhas
call girls mukherjee nagar
call girls pitampura
call girls katwaria sarai
call girls mayur vihar

manishamalik said...

call girls laxmi nagar
call girls paharganj
delhi call girls service
call girls rk puram
call girls in vasundhra
call girls kaushambi
call girls new friends colony
call girls green park
ghaziabad call girls gaur city

rani said...

🌐 👉 Moti Bagh Escorts Service
🌐 👉 Subhash Nagar Escorts Service
🌐 👉 R K Puram Escorts Service
🌐 👉 East Of Kailash Escorts Service
🌐 👉 Greater Kailash Escorts Service
🌐 👉 Mayur Vihar Escorts Service
🌐 👉 Lajpat Nagar Escorts Service
🌐 👉 Inderpuri Escorts Service
🌐 👉 Janpath Escorts Service
🌐 👉 Patel Nagar Escorts Service

jyotioberoi said...

🌐 👉 Jor Bagh Escorts
🌐 👉 Pandara Park Escorts
🌐 👉 Mahipalpur Escorts
🌐 👉 Female Mahipalpur Escorts
🌐 👉 Independent Mahipalpur Escorts
🌐 👉 Mahipalpur Escorts Service
🌐 👉 Mahipalpur Escorts Girls
🌐 👉 Mahipalpur Escorts Agency
🌐 👉 Housewife Mahipalpur Escorts
🌐 👉 Mahipalpur Escort

Unknown said...

Independent Escorts aerocity
Independent Escorts chanakyapuri
Independent Escorts chandni chowk
Independent Escorts chhatarpur
Independent Escorts connaught place
Independent Escorts crossings republik
Independent Escorts cr park
Independent Escorts daryaganj
Independent Escorts defence colony
Independent Escorts dhaula kuan
Independent Escorts dr mukherjee nagar

Unknown said...

Nehru Place Escorts
Independent Escorts in Nehru Place
Call Girls in Nehru Place
Escorts in Nehru Place
Independent Nehru Place Escorts
Nehru Place Escorts Service
Russian Escorts Near Nehru Place
Independent Call Girls in Nehru Place
College Call Girls in Nehru Place